A Baja Califonia Limerick
(Important note for people who don´t know what a limerick is:
It is an Irish way of rhyming where every verse has five lines.
The first, second and fifth line always rhyme as do the third
and fourth. Usually a limerick is funny and shouldn´t be taken
There once was a van filled with five,
that in to Mexico did
What! said the yanks,
where banditos rob banks
crocodiles eat you alive?
Our adventuous five drove on
and banditos they found
Just a cactus filled land.
The bus stuck in the
They couldn´t push, it weighed over a ton.
Things were lookng bad for our friend
as some Mexicans came
round the bend.
Laughing out loud,
They gathered a
and a helping hand they did lend.
After surfing the waves like a winner,
it soon was time for
Rupert dove for shells,
which gave off strange
On this kind of food they´ll get thinner.
They drove on to a palm lined lake,
where a stop for the night
they did make.
They asked with a shiver,
"are there crocs in
before a jump in the lake they did take.
A week passed, it was time to leave.
The ferry tickets they
with a helpful tip
from the man on the
On the mainland they rob, steal and thieve!